Bubbles McBubble's Journal, 01 Jun 23

I've had diarrhoea since Monday (it's Thursday here). not just any diarrhoea. What they call 'sh!tting through the eye of a needle at 1000 paces' diarrhoea.

Stomach cramps, blocked ears, going to work, not sure what I'm doing all day. Had payroll on Mon & Tues, now I've got financial reporting and preparation of invoicing for one of our programmes.

I'm eating everything. Yesterday I had 2 huge glasses of orange juice, went home early, was in bed by 3 - got up this morning, went to work. Sitting there in prayers, need to go to the loo (don't dare). blocked ear. Headache. Everyone else is praying for a good day and I'm praying for a long needle to be inserted into the back of my head to pop the pain at the back of my skull.

The beloved has been diagnosed with bladder cancer. He showed me a picture after their cystoscopy - he has a little tree growing in there. It's adorable. They're taking it out on about 8 July, I told him he has to get them to put it in formaldehyde and give it to my daughter, she can make a little diorama. Make little people and add a little swing or something. She's really good with tiny modelling... Would be hilarious.

We used to do water gardens at lamb and calf day, which is an annual event here in the country where kiddies bring their calves and see if the calf will obey (heh) or lambs. or cats or whatever. A kind of gala you might call it? And there would be competitions for best vegetable animal (chopped up veges, toothpicks, you made a creature), flower bouquets, and underwater 'gardens.' We would have bluetak or something on the lid of a jar, make an arrangement, and then put it into the jar which was filled with water, sometimes coloured, and that would be our water garden. So anyway I think the darling daughter could knock something up for Steve with his little cauliflower and formaldehyde... ideas?

But meanwhile I'm having an incredibly low mood day and I want to go back to bed. after eating everything I can find, in the hope it will sort my guts out.

86.4 kg Lost so far: 16.6 kg.    Still to go: 1.4 kg.    Diet followed: Poorly.

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1324 kcal

Fat: 67.58g | Prot: 41.28g | Carbs: 136.17g.   Breakfast: Fruit Juice Drink, Bridgie's Keto Unstunt coffee. Lunch: Bridgie's Keto Unstunt coffee, Domino's Pizza 16" Thin Crust Cheese Pizza. Snacks/Other: GoodBelly Multi - Strawberry Rosehips Probiotic Fruit Drink. more...