davidsprincess's Journal, 11 Aug 21

As a fatso- I pride myself on knowing which line in a drive thru is moving faster and who will order in a timely manner. In general-a quick rule of thumb- pickup trucks are on it and never get behind a minivan. Last night I went against my own rules and sat and sat waiting for my quarter pounder and fries FOREVER behind a minivan. 3-5 minutes to place his order as if he had never been to McDonalds. It was one of those times where the worker asks a question and then the driver turns and repeats it to the passengers and then relays the message. I was disgusted and hangry (though I am never patient so hunger had little to do with it). Here's the worst part- when he finally finished- he just sat there. SAT and didn't inch forward at all- so the other line just kept coming... At which time I had to blow my horn and yell out the window "Dude! What the fuck??!" He had the nerve to say-"What do you want me to do?' I was like- "Fucking pull forward" OMG. I haven't beat anyone's ass since my 20's but if I do- it will be for my quarter pounder. Dumb ass. Now I'm worked up just thinking about it and my fries sucked. (I ate them- but they sucked)

View Diet Calendar, 11 August 2021:
1910 kcal Fat: 82.58g | Prot: 121.74g | Carbs: 194.60g.   Breakfast: Morningstar Farms Southwest Sunrise Breakfast Sandwich, FlapJacked Mighty Muffin Chocolate PB, Coffee. Lunch: Pringles Original Potato Crisps, Prairie Farms Dairy Large Curd Cottage Cheese, Lean Cuisine Culinary Collection Salisbury Steak with Macaroni & Cheese. Dinner: Prairie Farms Dairy Large Curd Cottage Cheese, Tortilla Corn Chips, Frigo Light String Cheese, Ole Extreme Wellness High Fiber Low Carb Tortillas, Carl Buddig Corned Beef. Snacks/Other: Ambassador ambari peanut butter protein bar, Purity Mini Ice Cream Sandwiches. more...
2345 kcal Exercise: Weight Training (moderate) - 30 minutes, Resting - 15 hours and 30 minutes, Sleeping - 8 hours. more...

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"Lack of energy as opposed to maturity " haha. 😆 oh Shirfleur - I would probably die in that situation. Yes, lowkey... I think that often.  
11 Aug 21 by member: davidsprincess
I lasted three days at DQ. logged it as a job experience. I do know how to make Dilly bars. life skills FTW. 
11 Aug 21 by member: Katsolo
DP, your actions = my mother’s. She was really a badass and beautiful at the same time. Plus, she would have tipped the workers too, but she would say something about a limit, without hesitation. She was so picky she survived having her food spitted in many times I am positive! I wondered how my son could spend over $20 at McDonald’s for himself only. He probably gets a frappe too. Thanks for the post! Tim that was funny!!🤣 
11 Aug 21 by member: Shrewdness
🤣🤣🤣🤣 
11 Aug 21 by member: tr3vi28
Kat... Never learned dilly bars. Petra- guess we all give it a try. Tim😂😂😂 I may have to do that! Shrew - once I send something back, I let them keep it and I don't reorder or want it fixed. I trust no one.  
11 Aug 21 by member: davidsprincess
Your anger probably helped you burn extra calories. 
11 Aug 21 by member: Danana
LOL - love this story! #truth  
11 Aug 21 by member: HCB
I did head straight to the gym after eating. 😉 between the rage and the lifting ... Had to burn a little something. 
11 Aug 21 by member: davidsprincess
Lifting is so good for my anger. I feel so drained when I'm done that I can't be angry. 
11 Aug 21 by member: LaughingChevre
🤣😂 this is totally me!!  
11 Aug 21 by member: PowerbuilderC
it sucks even harder cuz there's an app now. use it rather than sit in line and think about what you want. why would you even pull in and not know already. it's McDonald's. not a ton of choices. 
11 Aug 21 by member: HeBrewZ
Who doesn't know that after you order you have to nudge ahead a bit to show you're done? Roll forward. I actually screamed at him, put it in reverse and went into the other lane. 😆 I didn't get there any faster, but I felt I proved my point somehow.  
11 Aug 21 by member: davidsprincess
Thankyou for this hilarious post & comments 😂 there are 2 drive through McD’s where I live - one has 2 lanes (chaos) & the other only 1... total calm 😂 
11 Aug 21 by member: piggy winkle
Omg! This is the most hilarious post I've read! Yes. You could and should beat someone's ass for a quarter pounder! Lol!! 
11 Aug 21 by member: marpingo21
Sorry it happened to you, but you made it hilarious... Thanks 
11 Aug 21 by member: dboza
Hahaha! I can picture this! 😂 🤜 🍔 Made me happy reading! 😁 ❤️  
11 Aug 21 by member: melissatwa
Piggy winkle- there are so many funny people on FS- once it gets started the comments and people sharing make it more and more amusing. Yes marpingo- I agree! 🍟🍔 dboza- melissa- 😝 
11 Aug 21 by member: davidsprincess
https://youtu.be/GUlf1F05gTA DPrincess(a), check out John Pinette's take on McDonald's food line morons. It like you were channeling him in your rant. His most famous bit is his being thrown out of an all-u-can-eat Chinese buffet by the owner. "You go now!!! You're scaring my wife!!! 
11 Aug 21 by member: gastropod
Haha gastropod... I'm not the only one who hates lines.  
12 Aug 21 by member: davidsprincess
Not surprised at all... quintessential DP stuff, but still hilarious. Yet shocked at Becca 🤣🤣 
12 Aug 21 by member: chrisw77

     
 

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