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NABISCO can fuck right off with their Cheesy Crispers launch.
Sample bag arrived with the morning's grocery delivery. Clearly a retrograde Cheese-It knock off. Whatever idiot MBA decided it was a good idea to launch a me-too product into a crowded niche dominated by an iconic brand needs to be sent back to Kellogg for summer school.
Tested the durability of the butcher block counter by smashing fist into bag. Counter held up nicely. Filled crumb bag with water. Fired the disposal. Savored my 3.8# overnight drop and my righteous indignation. Should've youtubed ir.
Let's go.!
#disposalfodder
#getserious
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