merry mel's Journal, 21 Jun 22

Go a few food jokes. Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it’s too cheesy. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese. What did one blueberry say to the other blueberry? If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam. I know they're all bad, but hopefully make you smile a little? 🙈 

I could tell u a few merrymel, was once on our way to Wales in torrential rain when the window wipers suddenly stopped working, had to pull over and think quickly, I know I said! we had to phone car chargers so we tied them to the windscreen wipers and carried on, shouting in turn pull,pull as we drove down the motorway in the first lane with our hazards on! we still laugh about it now, tho pretty dangerous and foolish really 🤣 xx  

Thanks everyone great jokes. 😅😂🤣. I'm easily pleased. Been lazy now all done for today. Our flat is nice and cool but enough sun comes in to make it pleasant. We are luck we have a ground floor flat so have a bit of garden we are allowed to do what we like in it. Jim is polishing our care Susie we call her. She is a blue swift. Well all have avery happy evening. Merry Mel.🤩 

My neice and nephew asked their dad what alcohol was to his children on is 6 and the other is 9. To the best of his ablity explained it as it something that makes you feel sick and horrible. My niece and nephew where playing a game where they fight with superpowers, the youngest one said alcohol as her superpower to make her brother feel sick and ill 🤣. 

If you would like any more funny story I can always talk about my mum's cooking disaster. 

Thank you ChiefMostMopular. 🤠👍🏾 

Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the shell station. Why do you have to watch what you say around egg whites? They can't take a yolk 🍳. Ok that's the last yolk, sorry joke from me now. 😂. But yes please Eliza998 would love to hear about you're mom's disastrous cooking experience.  

Okay well a slow cooker is use for many things it is a great addition to the kitchen but there are a few dishes you just use it for. One dish that should not be made in the slow cooker is califlour cheese. We found out this the hard way. It was a lovely summer day and mum though it be a 'good idea' to cook califlour cheese in the slow cooker. It will be quicker and it means she is able to take the family out for the day. I do not remember much about where we went but I do remember coming back to the house in thick black smoke and smell that can be best described as a hot manuer. Mum and dad rushed straight into the kitchen chucked the pot out side and sprayed it with the hoes pipe. A while later as curious cheered that we were me and my siblings peealed back the lid to see what out lunch would off looked like. To no surprise to the family it also looked like a baked cow patt. The smell of manuer lingered in the house for a couple of days. 

Well Eliza, I think it wasn't you're mom's fault at all! I heard of a French slow cooker that destroyed a cheese factory, all that was left was De Brie. 😂  

😄😄😄De Brie😅😅😅$L!cK wins the Internet today! We can all go home now 💙👍 

Merry Mel I am so happy to see this post. When times are tough, I also reach out for a smile. And appreciate the wonderful people that bring the sunshine. Got more than a few chuckles here today. Thanks :-) 

Have a great summer, Mel. I am off on holidays for July and August. I will post again in September. Meantime, have a fabulous summer😎☀️☀️ 

AHH thank you Anne 🤠